Kim Kardashian: Totally Tormenting Halle Berry!

Look out, Halle Berry. Kim Kardashian is coming after your former lover...
... and current daughter!
Following confirmation that Kim is, indeed, dating Berry's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, In Touch Weekly has taken the next logical step, running a cover story that claims these two are discussing marriage and supposedly quoting Kardashian as saying that she'll be a great stepmom to little Nahla.
We wouldn't chance it, Halle. Enter the tyke in witness protection ASAP!
Based on this cover, we have to ask: Who would you rather..

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