Kate Gosselin: The Show Goes On!

It's official. Kate Gosselin fans** everywhere can now breathe a sigh of relief.
** - If you can identify yourself as a Kate Gosselin fan, seek psychiatric help.
Amid reports that she's an abusive monster facing financial ruin, she can rest assured that Kate Plus 8 and her new show, Twist of Kate, aren't being axed.
Twist of Kate follows the single reality TV mom as she visits and helps families facing tough obstacles. That's pretty LOL-tastic, given her kids' rage issues.
As it turns out, the flurry of rumors about the shows getting the axe due to poor ratings are "100 percent not true," a rep for Gosselin confirmed to Us.
We just hope she helps families in need pinch pennies by feeding rotten food to their offspring. Hey, it's a recession, every little bit saved is critical.

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